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Ello! Welcome to my profile, most likely the coolest one on LQ. =] Well, probably not. But anyway, i've tried to vamp up my profile for you, and if you dont like it, go die in a hole =) */*/*/*/ M/O/O/D totally irked. NEXT TIME WE HAVE A WAR, INVOLVING TWC, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME? W ARN ING Im emotional and kinda sensitive. So please dont go and cuss at me. it's the internet. its always going to be taken the wrong way.     OMG! SO FUNNEH!!          Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap) WARNING: the following may make you laugh uncontrollably. Read at your own expense. You have been warned. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people -*- I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me. *-* God made men first because you always make a roughdraft before a masterpeice....... -*- this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is loser cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line. -*- A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" ~*~ New Inventions by Blondes: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chairs Water proof tea bags Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof alchohol Reusable ice cubes See through tiolet tissue Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap Helicopter ejector seat ~*~ I'm away right now, but here's somthing to amuse you... 1. Say the word PIG before each word. pigs about talking idiot this got I long how look 2. Now say PIG before and after the words. 3. Finally, read the words starting from the bottom. *~*~* There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay." *~*~* there is a young girl in sunday school and her teacher wants to ask her 3 questions 1. her teacher asked her "who created the earth we live on" a boy pokes with a pencil and she yells "god almighty". the teachers says "thats right" 2.the next question that the teacher asks her who died on the cross for our sins? the boy pokes her again and she yell "jesus christ". her teacher says "that right" 3. the last question is. "What did eve says to adam when they were makin babies. the boy pokes her agian and she yells "i swear to god if u poke me with that thing one more time i will break it in half" ~*~ It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 51. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay there Respects, including Mrs. Butter worth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was Filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his Elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes ~*~ If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? ~*~ You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation. ~*~ Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ~*~ The statement below is false. The statement above is true. Which statment is correct? Not funny, but very cute/sad Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars. * Missing you isn't what hurts... It's knowing that I once had you, that breaks my heart. * Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect; It means you've learned to look beyond the imperfections. * I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you. * Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake,it can't be erased. Life is more like a pen, you canse use white out to cover it up , but you'll always be reminded of the spot where u made a mistake ..... * roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you HOWEVER the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head Basilroot:  Clan: Twilightclan Personality: Basil is a friendly, sweet tom with a big heart. He is always trying to make other people happy and always looking out for his friends. A great listener, Basil is probably one of the nicest toms you'll ever meet. He loves Mistymoon with all his heart, and would die for her any day. Mate: Mistymoon  ( Made by the totally amazing Mossyflower! I luv it ^^ ) Koipaw: Clan: TwilightClan Mate: non Kin: Darkpaw, Woolpaw, Basilroot, and Mistymoon. Bearfoot: Clan: DuskClan Mate: Dragonwing Kin: Blossompaw; Crescentpaw Description: Bearfoot is the gruff, somewhat friendly but at the same time not friendly type of tom. He is rather large for a tom, and usuallyintimidatesmost cats. He is friends with Sunset and surprisingly Firefeather, even though the two fought over Dragonwing for all of their apprenticeship. After a surprising birthing, he is now the proud father of both Blossom and Crescent, and loves to be with them. How active? Very active on one thread, but otherwise, only somewhat active Astrelpetal Clan: WhisperClan Mate: Non Kin: Non Monkeypaw Clan: WhisperClan Mate: None Kin: Lacepaw Heatpaw Clan: PebbleClan Mate: None Kin: non Frigidpaw Clan: DawnClan Mate: none, but has a crush on Tinypaw Kin: Non Blossompaw: Clan: DKC Mate: None Kin: Bearfoot, Dragonwing, and Cresentpaw Jackalkit Clan: AC Mate: none, he's a kit foo! Kin: non  Oceanpaw ;D  This is my picture of Greystripe that I made. He is one of the most unique charecters in Warriors, so i made this picture in his honor. I think it looks pretty snazzy, so if you like it tell me.  In case you didnt know, this is Sandstorm. She's one of the best female cats out there. Firestar sure is one lucky dog. . . er. . . cat. . .  I dunno why i made this one, i guess i was just bored... ( P.S If you want, i can make a picture of your cat to look kinda like the ones above, just send a message or leave a thread tellin me what you want :D) ![home - Warrior Cats [LQ Lunastar's Quest]](http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/2k1fn4TTXPYO1cd43onA0g44980/GW530H245 "home - Warrior Cats [LQ Lunastar's Quest]") Here's your banner Tic Tac! Sorry its not amazing, i'll try to make a better one for ya :3 Because of a lack of awesomeness on my profile; here are some amazing icons, viva iconator.com                             ![If you got it... [Shaina]](http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/Wl9XO3bDDidgfKwaqs82iw11635/GW100H100 "If you got it... [Shaina]")   ![cactus [;;&vivian]](http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/EJyLGkJct2mZ4KsUA56rkg35112/GW100H100 "cactus [;;&vivian]")                                           NEVER ENDING BUILDING!! 
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